Mike Diesel and John Case host the program which airs most weekdays at 6:30 AM.
The Cafe's mission is to ensure that the rest of your day -- despite 'Circling the Dark Tower' era upon us -- will be sunshine and daffodils (relatively) after a slice of Moose Turd Pie
Utah Phillips, like some of our occasional guests, explains Moose Turd Pie from Act III of Our Town
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1. Mark Zuckerberg's AI avatar visits the Cafe. It turns out Jason Bourne is the only thing standing between us and complete CIA -- NSA takeover of social media. But then...the NSA has been completely hacked too.....Putin to the Jackass: 'Who's yr Daddy?'
2. Dr. Lechter's team heads to Alabama.
3 The Kentucky Turtle, Senator McConnell, joins us, for once, in unity.
4. Mary the Mother of Jesus -- 12-14 yrs old, married to a 90 year old Joseph. Is this a #ME TOO tale?
5. Cletus calls from Alabama
6. China purchases everything in West Virginia EXCEPT the Moose Turd Cafe
7. Big John P Kelly -- hits the cafe in song:
Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John,
except.......the JACKASS8. Senator Sanders is in a terse mood. Scientific studies show education appears to have no impact on asshat Republican mentality.